Watching the Voice with Madeleine

Madeleine: mom, I want a shirt like that.
Me: Madeleine you are not old enough
Madeleine: but I can get one that's small
Me: honey, you need big boobies for that shirt to hold it up
Madeleine: oh... mommy you can get a shirt like hers cause you have big boobies

towards the end of the performance
Madeleine: mommy I also want sparkly earrings like her and paint for my eyes

After the performance
Madeleine: mommy that boy has a cat! Why does that boy have a cat?